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\u201cYou\u201d\nI really can\u2019t explain it,
\nThe way I feel about you.
\nThe way you act,
\nThe way you talk,
\nGood grief, the way you walk!
\nSome people hate you.
\nSome people love you.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u201d
\nI really can\u2019t explain it,
\nThe way I feel about you.
\nThe way you act,
\nThe way you talk,
\nGood grief, the way you walk!
\nSome people hate you.
\nSome people love you.<\/p>\n
But me?<\/p>\n
I\u2019m on the fence.
\nSometimes I could strangle you.
\nSometimes I could hug you.
\nOther times I could care less\u2026
\nYou make me ill is what it comes down to.
\nSick in the stomach,
\nSick in the head,
\nOr sick in the heart.<\/p>\n
You make me downright uncomfortable.
\nBut then again, so does my mother.
\nQuite frankly, I hate you.<\/p>\n
Hate you for making me feel this way.
\nWhat happened to the old days?
\nWhen boys played with bugs,
\nAnd girls played with dolls,
\nBut never, ever together.<\/p>\n
Our maturity levels were obviously different.
\nAnd we accepted that.
\nGirls had cooties,
\nBoys had cooties,
\nAnd some boys even had rabies.
\nBut all in all we eventually got along as God intended.<\/p>\n
But now?<\/p>\n
Cooties has been changed to cuties.
\nAnd instead of slapping the kid silly,
\nWhen guy calls a girl cute, she blushes.
\nBut with you?
\nWell I don\u2019t know what to do.<\/p>\n
You.<\/p>\n
You of all people should know how girls operate,
\nBeing a man of such \u201crelationship experience\u201d.
\nYet you still insist upon certain bad habits.
\nSuch as yelling \u201cmake me a sandwich\u201d to any skirted individual,
\nAnd over all humiliating the male race.
\nBut then again,
\nYou have your moments.<\/p>\n
I guess at the end of the day, you\u2019re not all bad. Am I ready to say I\u2019m yours every day? Just being your retirement home nurse\u2026 \u201cYou\u201d I really can\u2019t explain it, The way I feel about you. The way you act, The way you talk, Good grief, the way you … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":3503,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-student-bloggers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/you.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s7JFoP-you","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=888"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6868,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions\/6868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mymajors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBut don\u2019t get cocky.
\nI said not all<\/span> bad.
\nYou drive me nuts, yes.
\nYou make me feel sappy, yes.
\nAnd you brighten my day on rare occasions.<\/p>\n
\nProbably not.
\nBut you know what?
\nWe\u2019ve got plenty of time.
\nFor now I\u2019m good with things the way they are.<\/p>\n
\nBut only on Tuesdays, big shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"